February 2012
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds:
sorethroatchampion:
It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
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