If only time could be rewritten...
I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.



If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

Reblogged 3 months ago from aloneiswhatihave (Originally from sorethroatchampion)
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